Why wait? Before it’s too late…
Make the ultimate statement and have everyone talking, when you show up in a Chauffeur driven Hearse for your party, prom, night on the town, or any special event. A single person or couple can ride, and are driven in the front seat of the hearse. Sorry, but only properly embalmed guests are allowed to ride in the back of the hearse or in the casket.
Your Chauffeur will be dressed in Vintage Mortician Attire ready to entertain you and give you a night you will never-never forget.
Our Ghostly Hitch Hikers
Along for every ride, no matter how hard we try to shake them, are Ghoulish little fiends & friends who love to haunt the back of the hearse by peering out the windows and making their haunting presence known to everyone who drives or walks by. Also along for a ride is our recently exhumed
Dear Sweet Great-Great-Great Aunt Beatrice, of course in her very own casket.
Our Ghoulie-Ghouls and our Great-Great-Great Aunt Beatrice are dying for attention, and are always happy and willing to pose for pictures.
That is, if you are brave enough to take a picture with them.
In our unusual, and maybe even slightly disturbing, family, our Hearses are part of the family, with name's and personality’s of their own.
Our Hearses
“Clarice”
1991 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse.
Black leather interior.
All black exterior with black vinyl top.
Clarice is a sleek, clean, and beautiful vehicle as well as spooky with the help of our Dear Sweet Great-Great-Great Aunt Beatrice in her solid oak casket with gold and silver trim to chaperone our guest with the help
of a few of our Ghostly hitch hikers.
Our other two Hearses were recently exhumed and are still awakening from their long slumber
“Morticia”
1948 Cadillac Hearse
Marvelous, Rancid, and Tattered original burgundy long velvet interior.
Original black faded and weathered exterior paint.
Morticia has a rare and haunting beauty. When you see her you will think she has just risen from the grave, or an old horror movie.
“Morgonna”
1946 Cadillac Hearse
Old, rotten, and disintegrating burgundy original interior.
Weathered, faded, and stripped exterior paint.
Morgonna, like her sister Morticia, has a haunting beauty. And like her sister, when you see her you will think she also has just risen from the grave, or out of an old horror movie.
Both Morticia and Morgonna, both being recently exhumed, are not fully operational yet so we do not use them to chauffeur guests. But on rare occasions we will allow people to rent them as the ultimate decoration and prop to park in the front of their party or business. Of course, Morticia and Morgonna would not be caught dead without a casket on board, and a few of our Ghostly Hitch Hiker friends.
Our Two Classic Cadillacs are rare beauties and rumor has it that they are haunted by many spirits of the people that were taken to their final resting place in the many years they were operational.
Rates:
(all rates apply within 30 miles of Tucson,higher rates outside 30 miles)
$50.00 for one way transportation
$75.00 an hour for touring or two way transportation
$200.00 special for 3 hours.
$50.00 Cake / Flower Delivery — We will pick up and deliver cake and/or flowers for
your occasion. Just think what the neighbors, friends or
co-workers will think.
Even though our Hearse is limited to only two guests at a time it does not mean your friends and family have to feel left out. In the same grand style as a funeral, we can have everyone follow behind the Hearse in a procession to the event or party destination.