People get older, and we find ourselves doing the same tired thing. We send them black balloons and give them over-the-hill cards. Well, when black balloons and Over-the-Hill cards are not enough to tell someone Wow, You're Getting Old, let the professionals help you give that someone special an experience they'll never forget.
Not limited to just birthdays, there are so many things that call for a Dark Celebration.
Send something Different, Unique, and Original. Send them a Mourn-a gram, a Grim-a gram, or one of our friendly (or disturbing) Morticians to help prepare them for the next stage in their life (or after-life). Our professional staff will work with you to give them a surprise that's will have them howling with laughter, or screaming for the door (you decide). All of our services are tailored and personalized for each individual. We're dying to work with you to unearth any personal details leaving them confused, bemuddled, and wondering “Are we related?”, “Do I know these people?”, “Where'd they dig up these relatives?”
Our Mourn-a gram, Grim-a gram, and our friendly Mortician may be scheduled for any occasion. You are also not limited to one, you can set up any combination.
Mourn-a-grams
Please allow us to send one (or more) of our Morose, or Maniacal, Mourners, dressed to kill in formal black funeral attire, to an office, to your home, to a party, to anywhere you can imagine! Our Morose Mourners will sob inconsolably, carry on till the bats come home, or wail like a Banshee. For those occasions that require something more sinister, something a little darker, let us unleash one of our special Maniacal Mourners with a nervous, fidgeting, rocking behavior that will unnerve even the calmest of people. We also offer a Tee-shirt they can wear, letting people know that their friends had them Professionally Grieved. And, of course, they will receive an appropriate Raven Hearse Certificate.
Grim-a-grams
Something a little more twisted. We will send either a Silent or Taunting Grim Reaper. Our Silent Grim Reaper will stand by the Special Person, will shadow them, will silently menace them, and then present them with their Raven Hearse Certificate they can keep to commemorate their special day. His alter-ego, the Taunting Grim Reaper, makes no bones about
embarrassing the person with a song or a story. Either Grim Reaper can bring along a Raven Hearse Tee-shirt for the Special Person to let everyone know their friends had them Professionally Reaped. And, of course, they will receive an appropriate Raven Hearse Certificate.
Grievsley & Gravesley, Our Always Eager Morticians
For our customers who want something completely twisted, we offer the services of Grievsley and/or Gravesly, our Morticians. They come in full old-time mortician outfit, and bring along along a special bag filled with the tools of the trade; tape measure, coffin template, etc. Grievsley, being extremely eager to please, will adapt to whatever the situation calls for. He can make the Special Person so nervous they'll be looking for the quick exit, or he can make them laugh so hard it just might kill them; you decide. The Special Person will also receive a Raven Hearse Certificate to commemorate their special day. We also offer a Tee-shirt they can wear letting people know that their friends and family members love them so much that they sent them a Mortician.