Professional House and Event Haunters

When an occasion calls for something Unique and Entertaining with a Dark sense of Humor

“Where are you located?”
We are home based in Tucson Arizona.

“How far will you travel for a customer?”
We will travel within a 30 mile radius of Tucson for our listed rates.
We will travel to all of Phoenix and surrounding areas (Bisbee, Benson and Tombstone) at a higher rental rate.


“Can I rent a Hearse and drive it myself?”
Sorry... only our drivers are allowed to operate our hearses.


“How many people can fit in the hearse?”
It depends... usually only 2 people in the front with the driver.
We may be adding custom bench sets later in the year to accommodate more guests.


“What information do you need from me?”

  1. The exact address of the event.
  2. The date and time of the event.
  3. What special event or service you are interested in.
  4. If you are interested in the rental of our hearse, how many hours you would like.
  5. We require a down payment (cash or check) when making your reservation.
  6. The balance is required when we show up. (cash only please)


“Payments”
Checks / Cash when making the reservation and Cash when we arrive to do the job (Sorry No Exceptions).
We require one-half payment when the reservation is made. The remaining balance is due (cash only) when we arrive.


“Do you allow photography?”
Yes! Take all the pictures you want. We can also take pictures for you using a digital camera, put them on a disk, and send them to you. A few of you might even be memorialized in our on-line family album!


"Must the fun end?"
If you are renting the services of our Hearse and Driver for a set number of hours, and you decide you want to continue the fun, we will do our best to accommodate you at our same hourly rate.


If you have any further Questions, feel Free to Email or call us